Comedian Andy Dick married his friends in the closet where Janis Joplin died with the accused rapist and porn star Ron Jeremy as the "flower girl" in a bizarre ceremony that was caught on camera in April.
In the video, obtained exclusively from DailyMail.com, Dick directed his drunken friends' impromptu wedding during a night of partying at the Highland Gardens Hotel in Los Angeles.
At some point, Jeremy plays & # 39; Here Comes the Bride & # 39; on the harmonica and Dick opens the cupboard in which Janis Joplin was found dead from a heroin overdose in 1970 to show the bride and groom kissing passionately.
Elizabeth Gallagher and Johnny West decided to get married to Jeremy and Dick during a party at the Hollywood Hotel, where the former porn legend was holed up during the coronavirus lockdown, before he was arrested for rape and sexual assault in June.
Andy Dick (left) was spotted on DailyMail.com video of two of his friends marrying two of his friends in a bizarre ceremony with Ron Jeremy (right) as a "flower girl".
Dick opens the closet where Janis Joplin was found dead from a heroin overdose in 1970 to reveal the kissing of the bride and groom. The accused rapist and porn star Ron Jeremy served as the "flower girl" and played "Here Comes the Bride" on the harmonica
West can be seen in the clip, who remains barely conscious, closes his eyes and drinks from a wine bottle, clad in a black suit jacket and a white Batman T-shirt and surrounded by a handful of similarly drunk friends in the barren hotel room.
Dick said to the newlyweds: Joplin's & # 39; Spirit will keep your marriage alive & # 39;
Dick – who was recently ordained for marriages in California, a friend told DailyMail.com – started the insane ceremony by forgetting the groom's name, then putting his hand over the man's mouth to calm him hold up, and started an uninspiring speech about his past failed relationship.
"I'm Andy Dick, here to marry Elizabeth Gallagher and Johnny West, good friends of mine," he said.
“We're just going to take a few quick vows and then I'll legally marry her.
“I got married because I was 18 and a girl got pregnant and I thought it was from God. I thought I had to marry this girl, and so did I. It took a while, until we argued and fought all the time. If it is all the time, get a divorce, but I don't see you guys fighting all the time. & # 39;
Dick plowed over interruptions from friends yelling, cursing, and making lewd jokes, and acknowledging the strange circumstances of the impromptu wedding.
“You took me out tonight. When I said & # 39; & # 39; I am not quite ready. Can we wait a few days "" You said "" No, tonight. "" I said "" Why tonight? Is it your parents' wedding anniversary? "They said," Because we love each other so much that we want to do it now, "said the comedian who starred in Road Trip, Employee of the Month and Reality Bites.
“I believe in it and I really believe that you love each other. So I rushed out of here and, strangely enough, we came to Janis Joplin's room where she died. Your spirit will keep your marriage alive. & # 39;
Both Andy Dick and Ron Jeremy are long-time friends and have become reality TV stars thanks to their appearances in The Surreal Life and Sober House
Joplin died of a drug overdose at the Highland Gardens Hotel in 1970. Guests can stay in the famous room where many sign the closet and leave Joplin memorabilia
Newlyweds Elizabeth Gallagher and Johnny West decided to get married while partying with Jeremy and Dick at the Hollywood Hotel
The groom kisses Andy on the cheek after taking his vows. Dick, who was recently ordained to ordain marriages in California, a friend told DailyMail.com, opened the insane ceremony by forgetting the groom's name
The farce ceremony continued as the bride tried to read her marriage vows from a crumpled piece of paper.
“I swear to make our marriage an adventure and to be your Clyde's Bonnie. I humbly accept this gift that God has given me, ”said Gallagher, and invited Dick to laugh and the groom to turn to him and sip“ F *** you Andy ”.
"I will never take you or our love for granted as long as I live," the future wife continued. “Today I'm marrying my best friend. You are my greatest love and I will celebrate you every day. & # 39;
West then recited his apparently improvised vows: “This is me. This is my love and affection. I've never found anyone who could honestly share a life with me because I'm a goddamn person. & # 39;
Jeremy stood next to them in a black Tiwztid band t-shirt and red Croc shoes and snapped, "I haven't seen Andy cry so hard since his remaining check bounced."
"This is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, and I've never felt this way before," said the groom.
“I'll do anything, anything, anything to make sure you know that I will be loyal to you, and I'll be honest with you, and I'll be special to you. And you will be proud to be my wife.
“I didn't have to write vows because I literally look you in the eye and look at you and tell you I love you. And I will never love anyone as much as you do. & # 39;
67-year-old Jeremy was accused of violently raping three women and sexually assaulting another in various 2014 incidents
Jeremy broke the intense atmosphere again and joked, "In honor of me and Andy Dick, are you going to raise the children Jewish?" and Dick replied, "I am not a Jew, I am a Jew."
Although the drunk revelers had already read their vows, they decided to rehearse their entrance and climbed into the closet behind them, which was covered with scribbled messages from Joplin fans visiting the place of their death.
The former porn star and suspected rapist played "Here Comes the Bride" on a harmonica and Dick opened the closet to reveal the bride and groom with their mouths closed. West grabbed Gallagher's thigh and pulled her leg up.
Then Dick introduced the couple's best man and said to the bride, "This is the best man, Bill, that you stuck a finger into earlier today."
The man gave a failed attempt to sing the traditional Scottish song Loch Lomond in the company of Jeremy on the harmonica.
The friends then stormed out with cameraman Jesse Grider and shouted, “Leave her in here, let her fuck in the closet. It's not legal if you don't enter it. & # 39;
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